Characteristics

I don't finish books. I prefer to be in control of when the book ends. The author and I just have different opinions on where the denouement settles. Most authors drag too far and away. I like to lay my chin on my paws right here, 47 pages before the author says "Here."

My nose whistles when it's about to rain. Something about the humidity and my celia, I think, but a nostril'll start whistling before it's visually evident that an air mass is bringing us precipitation.