Pissed at the band...A Monologue

"Listen, nobahdy heah's any respo'sible. Y'all gots this complex about the assu'ptions and expectations of othahs. Or, y'all'ah jus' hidin' behind the masks of othahs to say what'chu' want, so that'cha don' soun' selfish. In any case, why don'chyall jus' fuhgeddabadit an' lemme have a voice, eh? This is my band too, y'know."